Thought For The Day
“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.”
Phil Pastoret
New Ears?
People keep telling me Happy New Ears. I don’t understand, my old ears are just fine. Okay maybe one is kind of broken and the other one wants to stick up sometimes but they are my ears and they look the same as they always did. Why would anyone think I need new ears anyway? I think I am offended.
What Mommy?
Oh, Mommy just told me they are saying happy new years. Oh okay, never mind.
I have a new game!
I like to be in the bathroom when Mommy takes a shower. I throw the ball to her while she is in there.
Mommy always says, “Lucy, Mommy is taking a shower, I can’t play ball now”. So yesterday I found a new game to play while she takes a shower. I threw the ball into the big bowl that has water in it! It made a BIG splash! It was fun! I don’t understand why Mommy got upset that I was trying to get my ball back from the big bowl of water though. I needed to get my ball back so I could throw it in again.
I heard Mommy tell Daddy something about make sure you keep the lid down. What does that mean?











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